If the stuff on our weekend to-do list were any more fun, we’d probably get arrested (and, darn, we already spent all our bail money on Item No. 3). So here are some crazy-cool ideas for a great weekend, from yummy ice cream to summer splashes to the awesomeness that is Legoland.

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1 PLAY: Lego a go-go

Nothing brings a smile to a parent’s face, especially around summertime, like the arrival of a new amusement park — especially when it’s one that fosters creativity and thinking skills. We’re talking about the new Legoland Discovery Center in Milpitas. No roller coasters, of course, but plenty of thrills. Here’s what you need to know.

D.L. Hughley headlines at San Jose Improv June 25-27. (Courtesy of D. L. Hughley) 

2 LAUGH: Comedy clubs are back

San Jose Improv this weekend becomes the latest Bay Area comedy joint to reopen from its long COVID slumber, with “Kings of Comedy” alum D.L. Hughley, no less. Here’s a rundown of venues dishing up live laughs this weekend.

3 EAT: Frozen treats

I scream, you scream, we all scream for 20+ Bay Area ice cream shops where you can cool down with scoops of Salted Caramel, Bourbon Bacon Peanut, Lemon Meringue and more yummy flavors.

4 PLAY: Beachy fun

Sure, we all know about Stinson and Ocean Beach. But here are nine more Bay Area beaches you may not know about — including two brand new ones. (Yes, newly created beach parks!)

Elijah Rhodes gets a kick out the swim lagoon at the Contra Loma Regional Park in Antioch. (Anda Chu/Bay Area News Group File) 

5 PLAY: Freestylin’ spots

Want to splash about in water that’s not 55 degrees? We’ve got five fab swimming spots around the Bay Area for splashy fun — from public swimming pools to lagoons and reservoirs.

6 HEAR: Songs to splish & splash by

And if you’re headed out to pools and beaches, you need a cool soundtrack for all that watery fun. Why, of course we have one for you.

7 SEE: A funny horror movie

For all those who want to watch something besides the latest “Fast and Furious” movie this weekend — how about something that delivers laughs and shivers? We think we have just the movie, as well as some other good suggestions.